Chris Bell, Online Photo Editor
Chris “Too Tan” Bell, also known as The Blossom, Mr. Python, Billy Raptor, The Windstorm, Red Streak, Tootie Fruity, Warrior Warlock, Old Dirty, Captain Fin-Graybeard, Chocolate Bill Jones, Friské, Elvis-Aaron Shelton, Sassafras, Cletus Corncraver, Barney the Banker, Rootin’ Tootin’, Chives, Pit-A-Bred, Tuong-Pi, Bull da Dozer, Neville Longbutt, Koala, or in professional environments, Ham, is one of the coolest people you will never meet. His favorite foods include oysters and hot sauce straight from the bottle (he likes to “spice up his life”). He also enjoys long walks on the Himalayas with his long lost cousin The Honey Badger and intense, sappy conversations involving plots to take over Reno, Nevada and the teacher’s lounge.
