Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
Rachel never smiles, laughs, and only on occasion breathes. Pessimism is her philosophy and anything happy, especially musical theater, makes her nauseous. She is dedicated to her path of trying to memorize the entire periodic table, but she gets stuck on Iron because her shirts are always wrinkly. Rachel does not like to speak in front of other people, and when asked to join the speech team broke down in tears. So instead her Saturdays include, but are not limited to, three things: avoiding the stereotypical Saturday morning coffee (for she fears the aroma may kill her), working at the local Best Buy as a Geek Squad professional, and spending Saturday night at local Star Wars festivals. There is just something about the ewoks that really touches her.
