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Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

Rachel Hogen

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer

Rachel never smiles, laughs, and only on occasion breathes. Pessimism is her philosophy and anything happy, especially musical theater, makes her nauseous. She is dedicated to her path of trying to memorize the entire periodic table, but she gets stuck on Iron because her shirts are always wrinkly. Rachel does not like to speak in front of other people, and when asked to join the speech team broke down in tears. So instead her Saturdays include, but are not limited to, three things: avoiding the stereotypical Saturday morning coffee (for she fears the aroma may kill her), working at the local Best Buy as a Geek Squad professional, and spending Saturday night at local Star Wars festivals. There is just something about the ewoks that really touches her.

 

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Rant: Facebook

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
May 2, 2013

Rave: Cowboy boots

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
April 28, 2013

Rave: Costco

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
April 26, 2013

Rave: Grass

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
April 24, 2013

Rave: Lemonade

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
April 22, 2013

Rant: Workout junkies

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
April 20, 2013

Rave: Clean room

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
April 18, 2013

Rant: Budget cut rumors

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
April 16, 2013

Rant: Pink eye

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
March 27, 2013

Rant: Alarm clocks

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
March 25, 2013

Rave: Downton Abbey

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
March 23, 2013

Rave: Soundtrack music

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
March 21, 2013

Rave: Camelback water bottles

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
March 19, 2013

Rant: Forced Group Projects

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
February 20, 2013

Rave: Stuffed Animals

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
February 18, 2013

Rave: Therapeutic Writing

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
February 16, 2013

Rave: Clementines

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
February 14, 2013

Rave: Snowflakes

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
February 12, 2013

Rant: Retainer Announcements

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
January 16, 2013

Rave: Italian Boy Bands

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
November 21, 2012

Rant: British Boy Bands

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
November 21, 2012

Rant: Tests on Mondays

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
November 1, 2012

Rave: Cough Drops

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
September 29, 2012
Love at first...speech?

Love at first…speech?

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
September 27, 2012
Perils of dressing up for Church

Perils of dressing up for Church

Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer
September 20, 2012
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