The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

Will Jarvis

Will Jarvis, Print Editor-in-Chief

According to local legend, Will Jarvis was found in the Grand Marais area at the age of 2 years old, having been raised entirely by wolves. Once adopted by actual humans, he never fully recovered from the lifestyle of the wilderness, and is often seen eating roadkill off highway 55. Will enjoys spending his free time watching reruns of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide on Netflix. On occasion, he does sometimes decide to stray away from the basement a few seldom times each month to pursue other activities he is involved in, such as going to the Yogurt Lab alone in pursuit of attractive women, or seeing what new cat toys Chuck and Don’s Pet Food Outlet has to offer. When he is away from his most prized possessions, his extensive Neopet collection and first edition copy of "50 Shades of Grey," you would most likely find Will browsing SkyMall at a local hipster movie theatre.

All content by Will Jarvis
Sarah Hoesley isnt just horsing around

Sarah Hoesley isn’t just horsing around

Will Jarvis, Print Editor-in-Chief
August 7, 2014

Dr. Love makes it awkward: Episode Three

Will Jarvis, Print Editor-in-Chief
February 13, 2014

Dr. Love makes it awkward: Episode Two

Will Jarvis, Print Editor-in-Chief
February 12, 2014

Dr Love makes it awkward: Episode One

Will Jarvis, Print Editor-in-Chief
February 10, 2014
The Grand Theft Auto franchise has been consistently met with criticism due to its violent nature.

Grand Theft Auto V is violent, vulgar, but fun

Will Jarvis, Print Editor-in-Chief
October 6, 2013

Boys’ hockey edges St. Francis

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
February 7, 2013

Red Knights defeat Holy Family

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
February 2, 2013

Boys’ hockey defeats Moundsview

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
January 16, 2013
Senior captain Daniel Labosky takes a moment on the ice at the end of the game after losing to St. Thomas Academy 3-1.

[Photo] Boys’ hockey falls to STA

David Nelson, Sports Editor
January 12, 2013

Blaine slips past Red Knights

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
December 16, 2012

Boys’ hockey dominates Holy Angels

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
December 14, 2012
Because of his back surgery, junior Will Jarvis has been forced to use a roller backpack, losing all of the street cred hes built up over the years.

Roller backpack: social suicide

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
December 4, 2012

Right choice to elect Obama

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
November 9, 2012
Junior Will Jarvis stands out from the average female gleek, but that doesnt mean he is any less passionate about the popular TV show.

Confessions of a male “gleek”

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
October 2, 2012

Rant: Raves

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
October 1, 2012

Paul Ryan’s pants are on fire

Will Jarvis, Staff Writer
September 13, 2012
Load More Stories

Comments (2)

The Knight Errant intends for this area to be used to foster healthy, thought-provoking discussion. Comments are expected to adhere to our standards and to be respectful and constructive. As such, we do not permit the use of profanity, foul language, personal attacks, or the use of language that might be interpreted as libelous. Comments are reviewed and must be approved by a moderator to ensure that they meet these standards. The Knight Errant does not allow anonymous comments, and the Knight Errant requires first and last names and a valid email address in order for comments to be published. The email address will not be displayed but will be used to confirm your comments.
All Knight Errant Picks Reader Picks Sort: Newest
Activate Search
The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN
Will Jarvis