Knight Errant

Michelle Sauer
Few details have been discovered about Michelle after she cracked at the age of eleven. Not much is known about her psychotic collapse, but rumors suggest she failed to receive an acceptance letter from Hogwarts and moved into the wild. From the rare and momentary glances people have stolen of her since that time, they have found that she adores slurping down orange mocha frappuccinos and making pterodactyl noises whenever something doesn’t go the way she would have liked (you can imagine the screeching after Hogwarts denied her). Not only has she been she spotted quoting Honey Boo Boo and keeping life beautimous, but she also has a habit of randomly breaking into a Russian accent. Recently she has been sighted travelling with a pod of humpback whales and is slowly transforming into a mermaid. It is believed she is making this metamorphoses in order to one day be able to impress the love of her life, Michael Phelps.

Michelle Sauer, Features Editor

Oct 15, 2013
Midnight movie showings make for fun Twin Cities experiences (Story)
Sep 05, 2013
New security measure implemented in hopes of creating a safer environment (Story)
May 17, 2013
As BSM focuses on academics, the arts become marginalized (Story)
May 06, 2013
Junior admitted to prestigious theater summer program (Story)
Apr 27, 2013
Speech team rocked by plagiarism scandal at State (Story)
Apr 25, 2013
Breaking down the budget cuts (Story)
Mar 18, 2013
Teacher Twitter account pops up in response to budget cuts (Story)
Feb 19, 2013
Different viewpoints essential to cultivating knowledge and forming opinions (Story)
Jan 25, 2013
BSM’s one-act qualifies for section tournament (Story)
Jan 22, 2013
Voting open for Grand Knight (Story)
Jan 17, 2013
Long-time librarian to retire at end of semester (Media)
Jan 11, 2013
With lots of busywork, students weigh in on “cheating” (Story)
Jan 11, 2013
Popular thrift stores help students develop unique style at affordable prices (Story)
Nov 28, 2012
Muse gets creative on new album (Story)
Nov 17, 2012
The impact of concussions (Story)
Nov 14, 2012
Rant: Adverbs (Story)
Oct 23, 2012
Rant: People who stop in the hallway (Story)
Oct 22, 2012
With the books and movie complete, “Harry Potter” withdrawl strikes (Story)
Sep 19, 2012
Uniforms: a positive investment for BSM (Story)
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Michelle Sauer