Jackie Lawyer, Print Editor-in-Chief
Jackie Lawyer is the ideal person. She composes haikus and marches to the beat of her own handmade drum. She has the ability to bend spoons with her mind, but only in extremely inopportune moments. Although she is an athletically challenged speech kid, she’s confident that she really is a jock. She used to be an official superhero, but she put the rest of them to shame and was forced to give it up. If she’s seen behaving like a “normal person,” don’t be alarmed; she’s just not trying hard so that others stand a chance.
