Rant: Sparkles
January 19, 2013
When the seemingly innocent embellishments catch the light, they blind everyone with their powerful rays and leave their victims dazed and confused. I don’t have enough willpower to look away whenever sparkles are in my presence. Their lights need to be forever extinguished.
Jackie Lawyer is the ideal person. She composes haikus and marches to the beat of her own handmade drum. She has the ability to bend spoons with her mind,...