Rave: Alliteration

Jackie Lawyer, Staff Writer

Taco Tuesday: the actual meal is mediocre, but the superb sound of the name numbs my mind into purchasing the tasteless taco, despite my vegetarian ways. Alliteration is a form of mind control. A super sale for a dollar per dozen dog dishes causes my wallet to reply, “definitely.” Here’s to hoping for a radiant, ravishing, rococo, relatively ridiculous, rest of the doggone day.