Emma Eldred, Online Editor-in-Chief
Emma Eldred is a really funny person. She has outstanding hand-eye coordination and excels at sports. Emma hates the theater and is a dedicated member of the NFL (National Forensics League). Although she loathes any sort of theatrical production, she enjoys the occasional stint with slam poetry. When she’s not writing rhythmic poems, she spends her time crunking, creeping people out, and using her extensive “bunk” vocabulary. She hopes to one day be as awe-inspiring as Shannon Cron, and plans to fulfill her ambitious goal by completely dedicating herself to hating Oompa Loompas.
