Jeremy Pastir, Staff Writer
Jeremy was brought into this world through a series of natural causes in 1995. Growing up he was known for his extremely sarcastic sense of humor, which now has developed into a serious problem, as a vast majority of people take him seriously at rather inopportune moments. He tends to speak in strictly pop culture references and has embraced Mr. Epler’s advice in accepting that he is, in fact, a nerd. Whenever he is asked how his mind works, he merely quotes a wise man that most know as Patrick Star, stating that, “the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
