Noah Bridges, Diversions Editor
Noah Bridges is an unusually attractive Jewish choir and car enthusiast. Some say that he mud-wrestles Rosie O’Donnell, others that he is the real reason Amelia Earhart was never found. His Vogue modeling career was cut short due to his typically Jewish allergy to baby oil. His reputation as a bad boy was born, right here, in St. Louis Park after being suspended from the JCC for not following Kosher rules during lunch. He may be seen in the parking lot trying to start his stubborn but true love, a 1961 Studebaker Hawk. Some say the best of his young existence is over, but the best is surely to come.
