Bridget Yazvec, Staff Writer
Constantly outdoing and overshadowing former Knight Errant writer Matt Yazvec, Bridget Yazvec spends most of her free time suspended in a hammock, wandering aimlessly through Target, or driving her Volkswagen Golf recklessly through the suburbs of Minneapolis. Her height (5’1¾”) has caused much confusion amongst the general public, with regard to her age. Many assume she is around the age of 11 or 12 giving her kid’s menus and childish souvenirs such as airplane wings or coupons to Build A Bear Workshop, all with no questions asked. In an effort to counterbalance her perceived immaturity, Bridget spends endless hours studying facts surrounding the famous sinking of the Titanic. By using this knowledge in everyday conversations she can then seem wise beyond her actual and perceived years.
