The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

Arthur Boyle

Arthur Boyle, Staff Writer

I am not a funny person. I am a serious person and people think I am joking. I hate kittens. One time in 7th grade I punted a kitten. It scratched me and I dropped it and accidentally kicked it, but I still did it. I always give money to homeless people who ask for it, but I think about the food I could have bought with it for a while afterwards. I want to go skydiving, but only partially for the thrill. I like wind on my face and can’t sleep without fans. I will always defend the English system of measurement because 5,280 is a great number.

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