Johnny Mack, Staff Writer
Johnny Mack, the ultimate athlete, spends his free time leading the ultimate Frisbee team to gold and virtually reinventing the way Ping-Pong is played. With his unique style of play and ferocious hit, his opponents never stand a chance. Johnny was offered a spot on the Olympic Table Tennis Team but his dream was crushed when he pulled a hammy during intensive training. Johnny was one of the top football prospects in the nation due to his undeniable talent but once again his dream faded due to the fact he is shorter than 5’8. Johnny spends his free time teaching salsa classes due to his Latin blood while struggling to learn Spanish from his disappointed Spanish teachers.
