Dan Lenington, Staff Writer
Lenington, Dan Lenington. Quite an interesting creature, one might say. Who is Dan? Well, for your information, he is a special organic dance robot designed specifically for disco purposes. However, Lenington exceeds what most thought was possible. He can often be seen writing strange posts for the Knight Errant, chilling and milling at Taher, and it has even been reported that Dan has put forth effort in learning to talk with fellow students. Dan is stored in southwest Minneapolis somewhere near the dark Kenwoods. He also makes a killer fruit salad that has been known to “knock your socks off.”
