Katie Cashman, Opinions Editor
Katherine Jeanne Cashman was born in the the beautiful prairie of no-where Minnesota. She was the youngest of 15 children, maybe even 18...her parents lost count. One day while wandering the through the maze of cows her family owned, she made a beat, if you will, to the moos she heard during her cow tipping duties. That fateful day was the day CashMoney was born. She packed up her baby blankie, ma’s homemade raspberry jam, her tooth brush, and left for the great city of Minneapolis to become the rap star she was meant to be. Today, Katie CashMoney is still keepin’ it real, living on Lake of the Isles with her four very manly pitbulls: Frank, George, Eddie, and Burt; sipping pumpkin spice lattes while dancing freely to the Spice Girls.