Fiona Lynch, Staff Writer
Everyday Fiona awakes to a zoo of younger siblings. Eventually she makes her way to the esteemed Benilde-St. Margarets, where she works endlessly writing and rewriting her essays until they are in pristine condition. Oh wait! Did you know that she also speaks French?! Well if you didn’t, spend more than five minutes in a conversation with her and she will be sure to bring it up. She is known for giving the worst stank eyes to students in the hallways; this often causes people to think she is rude, a fact that is allegedly unknown to her. After school FEFS makes her way to the lacrosse field where her wide-eyed gaze will scare even the fiercest of competitors into dropping the ball. In her free time she spends hours whipping 9 year olds into pristine soccer shape, a job that requires immense knowledge, strength, and perseverance. If not at school, lacrosse, or bossing around 5th graders, Fifi can be found working minimum wage at Crisp and Green (which many people often, conveniently mishear as Krispy Kreme). A job that she swears she enjoys, but complains about constantly. After a grueling day she turns in at night to a sea of Squishmallows, which slowly soothe her to sleep.
