Adam Bilski, Staff Writer
As a full time member of the PGA Tour, Adam Bilski travels all around the world competing in golf tournaments with the likes of Phil Mickelson, Tiger Woods, and Rory McIlroy. With a stroke average of just over eighteen shots per round, it is rare to see Bilski not get a hole-in-one on every hole. As he casually picks up million dollar checks from week to week for golf, people wonder if the high school senior is able to balance his grades with his job. This is why he is enrolled in the easiest high school ever that gives the least amount of homework. Golf is not his only strong suit; along with it, Adam finds rocket science, surviving the Hunger Games, and talking to women extremely easy. During the golfing offseason, Adam earns money by working two jobs: playing piano at Menards and stocking shelves at the local jazz bar. When not working, you can most likely find Adam Bilski at his house either fully understanding his physics textbook or preparing for the zombie apocalypse.