Taylor Kenyon, Twin Cities Scene Editor
Taylor Kenyon is not from Kenya. If you ever become acquainted with Taylor, you will notice that she laughs at all of her own jokes, it’s okay don’t feel awkward, she accepts pity laughs. In her free time Taylor likes to get “Get Silly” while exercising — her attempt to turn her 526 pound body into a lean mean fat burning machine. During her water-breaks she indulges in chocolate and chicken, which are the only things she eats because she has Carpophobia. If you cannot find her in the gym or at the snack bar, she is most definitely in the dance studio preparing for the Olympic Interpretive Dance Competition. By night Taylor has an alter ego, TKizzle, she is the newest addition to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a hero in a half shell. Turtle Power!
