Shannon Cron, staff writer
Shannon graced the earth with her presence just seventeen years ago, and has not stopped talking since. Throughout all of this chatter, people have come to realize that Shannon is the funniest person they have ever met, mainly because she always laughs at her own jokes. Shannon loves spending her time on stage, whether she is actually in a show or not. She made her theatrical debut as a fence post, and critics claimed they had never seen a fence portrayed so creatively. From there she went on to play human characters, but she still prefers to be cast as inanimate objects. Shannon also enjoys activities such as interpretive dancing, wearing berets on Bastille Day, and participating in Roger’s family dinners. She takes pride in being the most awkward presence in any given place and is always caffeinated.
