Nathan Marusich, Staff Writer
Nathan has never committed tax fraud. This five star, NCAA band recruit has no time to indulge in the unthinkable lifestyle of a white collar criminal. Rather, he spends the majority of his time playing pickup soccer and football with his friends unquestionably, unequivocally, and unsarcastically after he has completed all of his taxes. Nathan makes bank, working part time as a soccer referee. He is paid in cash. On evenings, Nathan can be found finishing last minute assignments, writing music, and sneaking out of his window late at night, hoping his parents never read his Knight Errant profile. Nathan also does track.
