Max Jackson, Varsity Writer
This is Max. Max is pictured on the left wearing a pink bucket hat. He looks incredible, but that is an opinion held by Max and Max alone — Max’s photographer took one look at this picture of Max in a pink hat and stated unapologetically that it was the single worst photo he had ever seen in his life. It was for this reason that Max decided to keep the photo and use it to accompany the bio that you are reading now.
Max is a writer, a dedicated pianist, an effective procrastinator, and, most importantly, the subject of the wonderful photo on the left (pictured wearing a pink bucket hat). Dang… nobody wears that hat like he does.
