Matt Yazvec, Staff Writer
A direct descendant of the 4th dynasty of Egyptian pharaohs, the dashing and suave Matthew Yazvec spends the majority of his free time swinging from vines in the Amazon Rain Forest, sitting fieldside at Camp Nou courtesy of Barcelona’s Lionel Messi, or jamming in the recording studio with Michael Buble. No matter the time or place, you can always see a dazzlingly handsome smile on his loving face, that which has been said to cause the population of any city in which he enters to swarm at his rosy cheeks. Between guest appearances on late night talk shows and attendance at numerous charity events, Matthew dreams of one day starting up his own 60’s themed cafe based on the ancient Inca ruins of Machu Picchu. In the public eye Matthew may seem like an unapproachable, godlike man, and the public eye is completely right.
