Lauren Effertz, Staff Writer
If you’ve seen Lauren Effertz walking around in the hours when the sun is up, you should consider yourself a witness to a highly unnatural phenomenon (no, she isn’t a vampire, even though her four-year-old cousin is under that impression). In fact, if you see Lauren walking around during the day at all, you can safely assume she’s on her way to the theater control booth to take a nap on the couch while blaring Jack’s Mannequin and Something Corporate through the sound system. When not sleeping or listening to music, Lauren enjoys taking copious amounts of photos, reading, writing scripts (but never finishing them), and making/watching/loving/obsessing over films.
If you would like a starring role in Lauren’s next film (i.e.- Knight Errant video story) she gladly accepts “donations” of Henry Weinhard’s Gourmet Root Beer, watermelon Zots, and Sebastian Joe’s Oreo ice cream.
