Jake Farrey, Staff Writer
Although once known as Fake Jerry, he has started to embrace his real name Jake Farrey. When he is not at school or studying, he casually flies his private jet to Pebble Beach to play with his weekly foursome of Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Bubba Watson and yours truly. After a disappointing round of 3 hole in ones and a few eagles, he flies up to San Francisco and parachutes into AT&T Park where they hand him the ball to close out games. When he finds time he likes to help the less fortunate, by kicking extra points for a Vikings football with a struggling kicker. At the end of school, you are likely to see him driving his ferryboat home.
