Ethan Tureson, Staff Writer
Ethan, E, Eats, Ture(Tuhr-EE), is the most lazy, disciplined person you will ever meet. When not excelling in school or being a model citizen, he spends his time working out an absurd amount while eating everything he sees. You can usually see him at school functioning on four hours of sleep because of his undying need to wake up early and hit the weights. Even though he is constantly in the gym, he looks as though he has been sitting on the couch for months. He can add any amount of weights in his head, but if you ever have a question in math, he is the last person you would want to go to.
