Rant: Sperrys

Abby Plouff, Staff Writer

Sperrys shoes, among the ugliest fashion trends that have graced the 21st century, rival only Timbs and Uggs in the contest of most unattractive footwear. Why do people suddenly want to wear boat shoes to be considered stylish? Did everyone become sailors over the summer or something? The 80’s called, and they want their shoes back.