Abby Plouff, Staff Writer
Abby Plouff’s favorite place to be is by the ocean, and she is a firm believer in the existence of mermaids. Abby’s first crush was Winnie the Pooh, and she is still quite fond of him today. She’s suspected of being a witch, but this can not be confirmed. It is believed that Abby may be a descendent of Helga Huffleplouff (which has been lost in translation, thus more commonly pronounced “Hufflepuff”), but more recent theories suggest that she’s actually the Dark Lord due to her cold hands and random chills felt by others when within her presence. The latter theory is currently up for debate.