Knight Errant

Parker Breza
As a child, Parker Breza was deathly afraid of any food that was named after an animal. This however, did not apply to one of his favorites: bacon. Despite his contradictory eating habits, Parker went on to become a vegetarian, though he still ate seafood, something not normally consumed on such a diet. Through all the controversy, Parker has finally come to his senses by switching over to an all vegan diet, the ultimate pinnacle of pretentiousness. Apparently it’s easier to omit everything that might cause an issue rather than to simply keep track of the term you refer to yourself as. Parker can now be found hanging out at a local organic juice bar or protesting at barbecue joints.

Parker Breza, Staff Writer

Apr 13, 2015
Black at BSM: A KE Followup (Story)
Mar 18, 2015
FDA blood ban is unfounded and unjustified (Story)
Oct 31, 2014
Your halloween costume is offensive (Story)
Oct 20, 2014
MSHSL ruling discriminates against transgender students (Story)
Oct 13, 2014
Sharon Sund seeks the third congressional district for the first time (Story)
Oct 10, 2014
Vigil held in St. Paul for Extraordinary Synod in Rome (Story/Media)
Oct 03, 2014
The Walker’s “Radical Presence” pushes racial boundaries in art (Story)
Aug 11, 2014
A Look at Mohamud Noor: the Man, Not Just the Candidate (Story/Media)
Jun 02, 2014
Minority representation in media necessary to destroy stigmas (Story)
May 31, 2014
Inside the Somali Political Movement (Story/Media)
Apr 03, 2014
Why your fashion sense is insensitive (Story)
Jan 27, 2014
Mother Teresa’s actions contradict her saintly title (Story)
Jan 22, 2014
An increase in pill intake has brought forth negative side effect (Story)
Jan 14, 2014
TED Talks educate and inspire (Story)
Jan 08, 2014
An anti-cut policy would benefit all students (Story)
Dec 22, 2013
D3F1N3D 8Y NUM83RS: students judge selves numerically (Story)
Dec 19, 2013
Teachers deal with intense workload as a result of budget cut (Story)
Dec 06, 2013
TSA protocol changes at start of holiday season (Story)
Nov 24, 2013
ENDA’s necessary to support basic human right (Story)
Nov 10, 2013
Students pick up the phone to raise money (Story/Media)
Nov 09, 2013
Despite being lauded as a moderate, Chris Christie is anything but (Story)
Nov 05, 2013
Controversial online voting registation begins in Minnesota (Story)
Nov 01, 2013
Health-conscience students navigate the experiences of juice cleanses (Story)
Oct 30, 2013
Former secretary of state Hillary Clinton speaks at Beth El Synagogue (Story/Media)
Oct 25, 2013
Administration seeks both academic and Lasallian accreditation (Story)
Oct 07, 2013
Racist policy, stop-and-frisk, does more harm than good (Story)
Oct 05, 2013
Knight Errant adviser named Dow Jones News Fund Distinguished Adviser (Story)
Oct 02, 2013
The line between fact and fiction gets blurry with health trends (Story)
Sep 29, 2013
‘Obamacare’ is here to stay, and that’s a good thing (Story)
Sep 24, 2013
Volcano Choir’s sophomore album shows depth and finesse (Story)
Sep 23, 2013
Public’s reaction to Miss America shows shameful post 9/11 xenophobia (Story)
Sep 17, 2013
Two seniors honored by National Merit Scholarship Corporation (Story)
Feb 22, 2013
Letter to the Editor: U.S. government should lead in protection of women’s rights (Story)
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Parker Breza