Molly Eldevik, Online Editor-in-Chief
A follower of the revered philosopher Yeezus, Molly Eldevik lives by his proverb, “I still think I am the greatest.” Syke. Truthfully, Molly has too much self-respect to live out Kanye West quotes. Even if she wanted to, she’s probably too busy seizing the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte season, giving macabre speeches about cults, and actively disassembling patriarchy. Her everyday life also includes more scholarly activities; when not reading up on the newest advancements in the field of plant physiology, Molly spends her time reading honorable publications such as Us Magazine and In-Touch Weekly. But most important of all, Molly likes to challenge herself by seeing how many IQ points she can lose per episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Some of her life inspirations include Susan Boyle and whoever created Sparknotes. This year she plans on eating more Reese’s Peanut Butter cups than ever before, figuring out what is to come in the imminent, post-high school dystopia (a.k.a. College), and practicing her cold scowl as she takes the form of Anna Wintour to preside over the Knight Errant staff.
