Mallory Hoch, Student Life Editor
While other teens today find themselves totally crushin’ on Justin Bieber or creeping on the Jersey Shore, Mallory finds herself obsessed with a completely different form of media: talk radio. Yep, that’s right, a cheesy celebrity dish radio show similar to a mixture of People, Vogue and Us Weekly (well, except for the pages, the pictures, and the reading). While not trying to fulfill one of her lifetime goals of getting a complete stranger to believe she’s British, she enjoys convincing people that her twin sister is her clone, watching her favorite movie Stick It, while simultaneously dreaming about her celebrity crush, Kellan Lutz, and reading about her favorite plucky first grader, Junie B. Jones. Mallory loves anything covered in chocolate, quoting the Pink Panther movies, and one day, she hopes to be the oldest person who can still get into movies using the under twelve discount.
