Maddie Kaltsas, Editor-in-Chief
Madeline Leona Kaltsas is an absolute menace when it comes to underwater basket weaving. She is able to hold her breath for up to ten minutes, so she holds the underwater basket weaving world title and has yet to be beaten. Along with underwater basket weaving, Maddie is a woman of many talents. She participates in professional hand tag, is a laxer, and does the casual Iron Man once in a while. Often seen grinding on the lax field with “Juuuuuulieeeeeee” making up TikTok trick shots because they are lax legends. When not playing sports Maddie is in her backyard caring for her adorable chickens. Maddie is just a stupendous, incredibly charming, and loving character.
