Emily Kline, Diversions Editor
Despite popular belief, Emily “E-Kline” Kline is not an estranged cousin of Edline, although she is your parents’ best friend. Emily “Emzie” Kline was raised in North Carolina and still occasionally lapses into a Southern accent; this usually takes the form of “Well hi, sweet pea, how’s my gr-uhl?” or the word ‘soda’. When not working as a professional whistler, Emily “Emon the Lemon” Kline trains Patsy, her pooch, to ignore everything she says. She resides in Plymouth. Her mother has a blog.