Audrey Weber, Editor-In-Chief
Audrey, just Audrey, is a very simple girl. More likely than not, you can find Audrey at her house in sweatpants with her puppy, Franny, and a good movie in the background. When she’s not at home, which is practically never, you can sometimes find her playing tennis, going on walks around the lakes, or going to get ice cream with her friends, as ice cream is her primary food group. Don’t ask Audrey to drive you anywhere if it requires driving on the highway–the girl has had her license for over six months and is still incapable of driving above the speed of forty-five. Concerning. Anyways, have one conversation with Audrey and she won’t fail to let you know she’s lived in three different states–none of which are very fascinating. On the outside Audrey is just a regular, introverted girl, but once you get to know her she’s really better described as a body of walking sarcasm, and don’t forget, she’s always down for some ice cream.