Lovin’ the single life

Katie McClurg

Meredith and Maddy Gallagher, seniors
KE: What are your plans for vday?
Meredith: “Feeding myself chocolate-covered strawberries.”
Maddy: “Buying myself about five dozen roses and then crying about all the money I just wasted.”

KE: What are you looking for in a significant other?
Meredith: “Matt Damon.”
Maddy: “I’m not picky.”

KE: Have you ever fallen for the same guy?
Maddy: “That is a story not worth repeating…”
Meredith: “…”

Sevvie Gondeck, sophomore
KE: Why do you think you’re still single?
SG: “I was in a complicated love triangle with some senior girls and it got a little messy. So right now I’m taking a break from girls, just living life to the fullest.

Caitlin Ritchie, senior
KE: Why do you think you’re still single?
CR: “My dance skills are pretty intimidating; I always lead and I’m a lot like Beyonce.”

John Backes, freshman
KE: What are you looking for in a significant other?
JB: “The triple threat: good eyes, good body, and good personality.”

Hayley Hamilton, junior
KE: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?
HH: “Going to the Wild Game alone – or possibly with Simon Gondeck.” (Simon is currently unaware of these plans.)

KE: What do you look for in a significant other?
HH: “I look for the jerseys, and I usually stick to basketball or hockey.”

Anna McShane, freshman
KE: What are you looking for in a significant other?
AM: “Someone who’s funny, and he has to have a good voice. Taylor Lauptner sounds like a 12 year-old, that just doesn’t work for me.”

Jenny Degalmann, senior
KE: What is the best part of being single?
JD: “The best part about being single is that I can wink at whoever I want.”

Joe Hansen, freshman
KE: What is the best part of being single?
JH: “You don’t have someone telling you what to do all the time; you actually have freedom.”

Sam Scherer, junior
KE: Why do you think you’re still single?
SS: “No one I’ve met meets my high standards and I think I care too much about my looks, it might be intimidating.”

Christine Silikowski, freshman
KE: Have you had any bad relationships or break-ups?
CS: “In 7th grade I found out my boyfriend broke up with me through a rumor going around.”

Jacob Meyers and John Duda, seniors
KE: What are you looking for?
JD: “Someone to rub my feet while I’m playing video games.”
JM: “Someone down to have a good time, with a good personality.”

Afua Paintsiel, sophomore
KE: What is the best part of being single?
AP: “Being able to have girls’ nights with my friends.”

Danielle Riley, senior
KE: Why do you think you’re still single?
DR: “I choose to be. Obviously if I wanted a boyfriend right now I would have one and he would like to snuggle.”

Paul Grauptner, sophomore
KE: Why do you think you are still single?
PG: “I’m pretty slective, some women are just not my cup of tea.”