Maya Berg, Staff Writer
Maya Berg is, in fact, the salt of the earth in the sense that she is always throwing shade and making ruthless comments. Although she is extremely salty and sarcastic, she also takes the time to adopt every single one of her friends and claim them as her own little duckling. Maya bakes all of her friends Iron Chef-worthy treats, including, but not limited to, a life-sized cake sculpture of Beyonce for her dear friend Leo. Maya often enjoys visiting Mexico and admiring her name plastered everywhere on shops and attractions, especially the Mayan ruins. Do not be fooled by her bangs and sunny disposition. Hidden under the bangs, her eyebrows are scowling about 80% of the time, whether it’s due to solving equations Einstein himself didn’t understand, or desperately trying to decide what she is going to eat for her next meal.
