Jimmy Youngblut, Diversions Editor
Within the walls of BSM there is one rookie writer who has shown as much promise as any other student: Jimmy Youngblut, a man who cannot be described as anything less than exuberant, buoyant, vivacious, frolicsome, and zestful, is eager to please, eager to write, and eager to take any eligible girl on the best date of their lives. In his freetime, Jimmy has been known to compose Shakespearean sonnets, win Oscars for the best supporting role in a minor high school production, and serenade many a damsel with his sensual saxophone playing.