Lucian Parece, Staff Writer
Known as the loudest dude in the stands and the quietest scholar in the classroom, Lucian Parece truly is the poster child of Red Knight High. Lover of all things high class, he dreams of sporting the prominent unibrow of Squilliam Fancyson, but settles for the multi-millionaire’s nose. Hailing from Kansas City, Missouri, Lucian is a champion mud wrassler. ‘Cause what else is there to do in Missouri, right? But this is only the first of his many awards: Lucian has been named “BSM’s smartest”, “BSM’s cutest”, and “My Second Favorite Child”, all by his mother. You are most likely to find Lucian nodding off in the comfortable heat of room 203.