Lorenzo Cerda, Staff Writer
When he is not asking people what they got on the chemistry test or running an obscene amount of miles, one can find Lorenzo Cerda snacking on two large pizzas or immersed in a deep midday slumber. He enjoys spiritually connecting with his pet turtle TIMBER and frolicking in the Greater Minnesota Twin Cities area. His many goals include challenging Michael Hunter for the most chicken fried steaks eaten, sleeping through a whole day, finding ways to achieve academic success without touching homework, and winning the Boston Marathon in under an hour.