Knight Errant

Kale Walch

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor

Kale Walch was kidnapped as a child and brought to us from Guam. Kale enjoys watching Jennifer Aniston in the film: “Along Came Polly”. Especially that one scene..you know the one. Kale travels often, enjoys a bit of orange marmalade on his toast in the morning, and only drinks skim, because he thinks he’s fat. Kale has a dog named Patrick. Patrick is a yorkie. He killed a man. Kale likes his coffee hot and black. Kale’s father is Hutch. Kale once served crumpets to the queen of Morocco. Kale would like you to hear a joke: Why does the ocean roar? (pause) Well, wouldn’t you roar if you had crabs on the bottom of you! (Another pause for pity laughter). Kale lives vicariously through himself, and can speak French and Russian. Kale reviews obscure 80’s punk albums in his room most nights. Kale enjoys saying to the mainstream folk: “No, you haven’t heard of them”. Kale has very few friends, because he is running out of money to pay them. Kale owns a turkish bath, and often rents it out during the springtime.

All content by Kale Walch

Rogue Wave – California

February 22, 2012

Diapers

February 15, 2012

The Check Out Line

February 14, 2012

Purell

February 13, 2012

Eels – Fresh Feeling

February 3, 2012

Radiohead-Nice Dream

February 1, 2012

Coldplay- Paradise

January 30, 2012

Nintendo-Easton Kingdom

January 10, 2012

The Drums-I Felt Stupid

December 16, 2011

Miles Davis-So What

November 29, 2011

November 28, 2011

November 22, 2011
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