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The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

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Kale Walch

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor

Kale Walch was kidnapped as a child and brought to us from Guam. Kale enjoys watching Jennifer Aniston in the film: “Along Came Polly”. Especially that one scene..you know the one. Kale travels often, enjoys a bit of orange marmalade on his toast in the morning, and only drinks skim, because he thinks he’s fat. Kale has a dog named Patrick. Patrick is a yorkie. He killed a man. Kale likes his coffee hot and black. Kale’s father is Hutch. Kale once served crumpets to the queen of Morocco. Kale would like you to hear a joke: Why does the ocean roar? (pause) Well, wouldn’t you roar if you had crabs on the bottom of you! (Another pause for pity laughter). Kale lives vicariously through himself, and can speak French and Russian. Kale reviews obscure 80’s punk albums in his room most nights. Kale enjoys saying to the mainstream folk: “No, you haven’t heard of them”. Kale has very few friends, because he is running out of money to pay them. Kale owns a turkish bath, and often rents it out during the springtime.

All content by Kale Walch

Metronomy – The Look

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
April 23, 2012
New DLC for Skyrim on the horizon

New DLC for Skyrim on the horizon

Kale Walch, Staff Writer
April 20, 2012

Rufus Wainwright – Out of the Game

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
April 20, 2012

Ween – Roses Are Free

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
April 19, 2012

First Aid Kit – Emmylou

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
April 3, 2012

Neutral Milk Hotel – The Fool

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
April 2, 2012

Cat Stevens – Trouble

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 23, 2012

Beck – Looking For A Sign

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 22, 2012

High School Lover – Air

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 21, 2012

Dear Valentine – Guster

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 20, 2012

That Old Black Hole – Dr. Dog

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 16, 2012

Eric Clapton – Change the World

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 15, 2012

Neil Young – Dead Man

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 12, 2012

Iron and Wine – Naked as We Came

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 8, 2012

The Band Perry – All My Life

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 7, 2012

Calling You – Jevetta Steele

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
March 5, 2012

Sondre Lerche – Dead Passengers

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 27, 2012

Art Brut – Formed a Band

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 23, 2012

Rogue Wave – California

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 22, 2012

The Submarines – Just Like Honey

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 21, 2012

Diapers

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 15, 2012

Glen Campbell – Wichita Lineman

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 15, 2012

Jamiroquai – Canned Heat

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 14, 2012

The Check Out Line

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 14, 2012

Purell

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 13, 2012

Seryn- We Will All Be Changed

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 9, 2012

Sacred Spirit – Yeha-Noha (Wishes of Happiness)

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 7, 2012

Dawes- If You Let Me Be Your Anchor

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 6, 2012

Eels – Fresh Feeling

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 3, 2012

Radiohead-Nice Dream

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
February 1, 2012

Coldplay- Paradise

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
January 30, 2012

Badly Drawn Boy- The Shining

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
January 24, 2012

Moody Blues- Isn’t Life Strange

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
January 20, 2012

Nintendo-Easton Kingdom

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
January 10, 2012

Cat Stevens- Where Do the Children Play

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
January 9, 2012

Neutral Milk Hotel-Two-Headed Boy

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
January 6, 2012

Iron and Wine- Boy With a Coin

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
January 4, 2012

Boy With a Coin- Iron and Wine

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
December 20, 2011

The Drums-I Felt Stupid

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
December 16, 2011
The truth about stuffing

The truth about stuffing

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
December 7, 2011

The Stone Roses-Made of Stone

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 30, 2011

Miles Davis-So What

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 29, 2011

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 28, 2011

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 22, 2011

Akira Sasaki- Magic Beast Farm

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 21, 2011

Pavement- Spit on a Stranger

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 18, 2011

Peter Wolf Crier- Crutch & Cane

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 17, 2011
Indie mood for music

Indie mood for music

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 16, 2011

Badly Drawn Boy-Something to Talk About

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 15, 2011

The Penguin Cafe Orchestra- Air a Danser

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 14, 2011

Dragonforce- Through the Fire and Flames

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
November 10, 2011

Sondre Lerche- Track You Down

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
October 26, 2011

Groove Armada- Edge Hill

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
October 25, 2011

Patrick Park – Life is a Song

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
October 25, 2011

Royal Wood- In the Garden

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
October 19, 2011
WOW, who says internet alter egos are bad?

WOW, who says internet alter egos are bad?

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
October 19, 2011

Buena Vista Social Club- Chan Chan

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 30, 2011

Shadow People- Dr. Dog

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 28, 2011

James Morrison- I Won’t Let You Go

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 27, 2011

Dave Brubeck- Take Five

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 23, 2011

The Soft Moon- Total Decay

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 20, 2011

Atlas Sound- Te Amo

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 19, 2011

Bad Before Good — Day One

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 13, 2011

Fool For Love (SebastiAn Remix) — Das Pop

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 9, 2011

Wild World- Cat Stevens

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor
September 8, 2011

Knock knock…

Kale Walch, Staff Writer
May 12, 2011
Kaputt doesnt go kaputt

“Kaputt” doesn’t go kaputt

Kale Walch, Staff Writer
February 26, 2011

Super Bowl ads objectify and offend

Kale Walch, staff writer
February 23, 2011

Lovers — Boxer

Kale Walch
February 18, 2011
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