Jackie Scherer, Managing Editor
Ever wonder what it’s like to be the smartest person in the world? Jackie knows. Because she knows everything. Even the meaning of life. She built a time machine to prove it. Being a super-genius isn’t easy work; although reading minds is. Jackie knows you are now thinking of pink elephants with purple hats, right? Of course you are. This smarty pants is persuasive. The 187 IQ and capability to read 10,000 words a minute are an additional bonus. Weekend partying takes place in libraries, fist-pumping to G.T.L (Galileo, Tolstoy, Logarthims). And by the way, in case one wants to know the meaning of life, she can explain it; only if you relish in listening to theories more confusing than Inception.
