Braeden Fitzgerald, Staff Writer
Every morning, Braeden Fitzgerald finds time to do what means the most to him: rock climbing, basket weaving, and bird watching. His favorite bird is the Marabou stork in large part due to its extensively long beak. Braeden doesn’t like people who like to read. One day Braeden hopes to be the Vice-President of America. Not a lot of people know this, but Braeden has a passion for long pants and not shorts. He loves to play lacrosse in his free time, since it is vastly superior to the dying game of baseball. All he knows is RTO. Don’t @ him. Another thing about Braeden is that he loves sniping “genos” in lacrosse, and that usually means he’ll go top cheddar or maybe even a Bardownski. Safety’s off when he gets on the lacrosse field. His favorite thing to do at school is watch the stock market board in Mr. Sabol’s room. Braeden is hoping to have a very successful lax szn and can’t wait to grind with his boys for a run at the title.