Adam Eldred, Staff Writer
Although he is often told that “watching him play football is like watching elephant give birth,” Adam Eldred has been a symbol of strength and masculinity at Benilde-St. Margaret’s, but not because of his football prowess. He is “simply an awesome guy with great hair,” said one of his many attractive female followers. Despite his brute strength and killer looks, Adam always enjoys curling up with a good book by the fire and drinking a warm cup of chai tea while watching “Say Yes to The Dress” and planning his future wedding. Although he has the best taste in music out of anyone he knows, he never objects to a Lady Gaga chart-topper and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t hate musical theater.