Though most people aren’t aware of it, Kiley Petersen is actually King Arthur. After school she rides to Camelot in a chariot pulled by unicorns, sometimes stopping for a brief chat with Robin Hood in Sherwood Forest. When she arrives at Camelot, she often has to do boring kingly duties like hunt dinosaurs and sample all the food at Costco. In her free time she kicks butt at Wii Bowling and eats as many boxes of Girl Scout cookies as possible. When she isn’t at court in Camelot, she enjoys stalking produce guys at Cub Foods and dancing by herself in her room.