Carter House, Staff Writer
Carter House is very well respected amongst his peers due to his sheer classiness. He is seen getting buckets in the Great Hall every hour of the school day, and he is sure to muck at least 4 Taher meals on the daily. Outside of school, you will commonly see Carter making kids fall on the soccer pitch, or placing a weeks worth of minimum wage salary on the roulette table. He aspires to go pro in Geoguessr one day, though he is more genetically gifted at wiffle ball. Carter is amped to rep out as many articles as possible for the Knight Errant this year.