Sophia Jones, Staff Writer
Sophia likes to think she’s easy-going, but every person she’s ever met would likely say otherwise. She’ll respond to Sophia, Sophie, Sopa, or anything that starts with an S. “Hey you” or a sharp jab to the side will also suffice. She will not respond to Sofia (yes she can hear the difference) or Sophie-Soph (that is reserved for her mother.) Sophia might not always speak in class due to constant zoning out. However, if you get her going on a topic she likes, she may never stop talking. But don’t worry about having to listen to her because Sophia is actually the funniest being in existence. The shining beam of her impeccable humor and personality is visible from 8 million light years away (ask NASA). Sophia is a tree hugger at heart and has an unnatural obsession with mushrooms. If you give her anything mushroom related, she’ll love and cherish you forever. Sophia also has a knack for finding four leaf clovers and guessing exactly what people are thinking which has led to most of her family members believing she’s a witch. Maybe she is.