Dana Buckhorn, Senior Staff Writer
Junior Dana Buckhorn may be young, but to Chuck Norris, she is everything he wants to be. At the young age of negative 4 days, Dana built the hospital she would soon be born in. But Dana’s success did not stop there. She once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon. Her rugged good looks and unparalleled World of Warcraft skills are the reason Waldo is in hiding. After her victory over Lord Voldemort and Bailey Forcier, the words kill, decapitate, and destroy were removed from the dictionary and replaced with the words “Dana Buckhorn”. But don’t be fooled, Dana is just a normal high school girl…that can kill two stones with one bird.
