David Nelson, Sports Editor
Sir David Nelson, former ruler of Olympus, is a man of high class and accomplishment. He is the proud inventor of kitten tuxedos and the invisible airplane, and once won a Nobel Prize for validating the existence of the Force. However, David also likes to kick back. When not touring the world with his ukulele band, Dave can be found sky-diving into volcanoes, working on his T-Rex farm, or playing beach volleyball with baby seals.
