Knight Errant

Rachel Hogen
Rachel never smiles, laughs, and only on occasion breathes. Pessimism is her philosophy and anything happy, especially musical theater, makes her nauseous. She is dedicated to her path of trying to memorize the entire periodic table, but she gets stuck on Iron because her shirts are always wrinkly. Rachel does not like to speak in front of other people, and when asked to join the speech team broke down in tears. So instead her Saturdays include, but are not limited to, three things: avoiding the stereotypical Saturday morning coffee (for she fears the aroma may kill her), working at the local Best Buy as a Geek Squad professional, and spending Saturday night at local Star Wars festivals. There is just something about the ewoks that really touches her.


Rachel Hogen, Staff Writer

May 14, 2013
Senior reflects on experience in theater department (Story)
May 04, 2013
Rave: Lake Harriet Bandshell (Story)
May 02, 2013
Rant: Facebook (Story)
Apr 30, 2013
Rant: Stress of graduating high school (Story)
Apr 28, 2013
Rave: Cowboy boots (Story)
Apr 26, 2013
Rave: Costco (Story)
Apr 24, 2013
Rave: Grass (Story)
Apr 22, 2013
Rave: Lemonade (Story)
Apr 20, 2013
Rant: Workout junkies (Story)
Apr 18, 2013
Rave: Clean room (Story)
Apr 16, 2013
Rant: Budget cut rumors (Story)
Mar 29, 2013
Rant: When people don’t respond (Story)
Mar 27, 2013
Rant: Pink eye (Story)
Mar 25, 2013
Rant: Alarm clocks (Story)
Mar 23, 2013
Rave: Downton Abbey (Story)
Mar 21, 2013
Rave: Soundtrack music (Story)
Mar 19, 2013
Rave: Camelback water bottles (Story)
Feb 20, 2013
Rant: Forced Group Projects (Story)
Feb 18, 2013
Rave: Stuffed Animals (Story)
Feb 16, 2013
Rave: Therapeutic Writing (Story)
Feb 14, 2013
Valentine’s Day: love should be priceless (Story)
Feb 14, 2013
Rave: Clementines (Story)
Feb 12, 2013
Rave: Snowflakes (Story)
Feb 04, 2013
Adventures in crashing parents’ dates (Story)
Jan 25, 2013
BSM and greater SLP community remember Carly Christenson (Story)
Jan 16, 2013
Rant: Retainer Announcements (Story)
Nov 21, 2012
Rave: Italian Boy Bands (Story)
Nov 21, 2012
Rant: British Boy Bands (Story)
Nov 01, 2012
Rant: Tests on Mondays (Story)
Oct 25, 2012
Theater department produces unique version of “Working” (Story)
Sep 29, 2012
Rave: Cough Drops (Story)
Sep 27, 2012
Love at first…speech? (Story)
Sep 20, 2012
Perils of dressing up for Church (Story)
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