After descending from the heavens to bless all people with his pure awesomeness, Sean Simonson has found Earth to be quite sub-par. Chancing upon few people who could handle the high levels of magnificence that permeate his being, Sean was force to befriend a man who taught pandas to play guitar, a woman who believed herself to be a cat, and a banana, and, upon finding it impossible to hold an intelligent conversation with all but the banana, Sean donned a sweater vest and set out to fulfill his role as a beacon of wonder for all. In the most recent advancement in his quest for other awesome people, Sean stumbled upon the staff of the Knight Errant who welcomed him among their ranks. In exchange for finally being able to spend his day discussing other ideas than the effects of not being yellow enough on one's self esteem, Sean has agreed to send in tales from his journeys to the KE.
