George Wolfe, Staff Writer
With looks that directly resemble a leprechaun, Heavy G is a man of few talents. He is often seen getting run over on the football field or playing very mediocre spikeball on the BSM Red Knight’s head. The uneducated may call him by the name “George Wolfe” but the few scholars he does associate himself with strictly refer to him as “Heavy G”. He spends his time telling exaggerated golf stories, posting even more unrealistic golf scores and watching an obscene amount of golf lessons on YouTube.